Crunch time...

(Two state founders sit around talking)
Founder 1: Virginia?
Founder 2: Taken.
Founder 1: Georgia?
Founder 2: Taken.
Founder 1: New York?
Founder 2: Taken.
Founder 1: New Jersey?
Founder 2: Gross. And taken.
Founder 1: Connecticut?
Founder 2: Taken.
Founder 1: Delaware?
Founder 2: Taken.
Founder 1: Maine?
Founder 2: No.
(Pause)
Founder 1: Man if we don't get to the bar in the next half hour we'll miss happy hour.
Founder 2: Maine it is.