Main Maine

(Two founders sit in the state talking)
Founder 1: So we gotta name this state, huh?
Founder 2: Yeah my main man...
Founder 1: What you thinking?
Founder 2: Don't know my main man.
Founder 1: I am the main man.
Founder 2: You are the main man.
Founder 1: Like, if there were a Main State I'd be from there.
Founder 2: Yessir Main Man.
Founder 1: What about Massachussets?
Founder 2: Already taken.
Founder 1: Balls.
Founder 2: Balls indeed my main man.
Founder 1: I am the main man.
Founder 2: What about Main, my main man?
Founder 1: Add an E.
Founder 2: Word.